An "Amazing/Extraordinary/Superb" idea.

Ok what i need now is not lots of luck. I desperately need someone to slice my brain open, and insert a hard drive...err wait i think a M2 memory stick will be enough. It MUST be filled with audit, tax and costing notes. The surgeon would then insert a card reader together with it into my brain and connect it to my nervous system so i can write everything and anything i need during the exam without me realizing. I don't even need to understand.

IF ANYONE OUT THERE IS READING AND KNOWS HOW TO DO SO, THIS PLEASE CONTACT ME!!

right, i'm waffling again. I NEED TO STOP CRAPPING!!! CRAP